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30 Jul 2011

When I woke up after the freakshow party I nearly had a heart attack, seeing the person lying beside me.

I just love when my partner...

30 Jul 2011

I just love when my partner,,, turns out to be one of the super girly Lushites.

A new law has been passed, it means,,,,,,

30 Jul 2011

A new law has been passed, it means that you are no longer allowed to wear panties on Fridays

My favorite vibe is missing, do you think.....................

30 Jul 2011

My (Nikki) favorite vibe is missing, do you think... LM has taken it so he'll be ready when I finally take him with my strap-on love10

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When Nikki and I were served those excellent bloody mary's by...

30 Jul 2011

When Nikki and I were served those excellent bloody mary's by that woman, we downed them too fast and got brainfreeze! OUCH!

Although I had a great time at the party...

30 Jul 2011

Although I had a great time at the party, I realize I don't remember much and two of the party guests appear to be missing.

The first thing I did when I woke up this morning was...

30 Jul 2011

The first thing I did when I woke up this morning was say 'Where the hell am I???'

There seem to be blue and red flashing lights outside the window...

30 Jul 2011

There seem to be blue and red flashing lights outside the window... what the hell happened last night?

I jumped in the shower and...

30 Jul 2011

I jumped in the shower and heard very loud banging on the front door.

I quick grabbed a towel and...

30 Jul 2011

CG Grabbed a towel and rushed to the door. There were two good looking young cops there, so CG,,,

30 Jul 2011

There were two good looking young cops there, so CG invited them into her shower and washed their nightsticks thouroughly!

I got so wasted at the party, when I woke up, I realized that it was...........................

30 Jul 2011

I got so wasted at the party, when I woke up, I realized that it was 3 days later and I was wedged between the cushions of the sofa!! HELP!!

I was so glad to get out of jail that I...

30 Jul 2011

I was so glad to get out of jail that I stopped at the liquor store on the way home for supplies and decided to throw another party.

While Mazz was collecting her belongings from the police after getting out of jail, she was embarassed to see...

30 Jul 2011

While Mazz was collecting her belongs from the police after getting out of jail, she was embarassed to see that a phone# was written on her panties with the words "Thanks, Your Amazing!!!"

On the 4th day of the party, LM and Dude....................................

30 Jul 2011

On the 4th day of the party, LM and Dude got lost in the woods, or so they say.

What really happened is.......

30 Jul 2011

What really happened is,,,,they went to Hap's to play strip poker.

Dude was down to just a sock, but then,,,,,,

31 Jul 2011

What really happened is,,,,they went to Hap's to play strip poker.

Dude was down to just a sock, but then,,,,,,

he realized if he lost that sock everyone would see that big corn on his toe...

31 Jul 2011

He realized if he lost that sock everyone would see that big corn on his toe, so he was relieved when he got a Royal Flush.

Mazz found a huge spider in her house today right before the party, so she thought she should...

31 Jul 2011

Mazz found a huge spider in her house so she thought she should either raise it and use it as a way to have her house protected instead of a watchdog but she decided to.......

31 Jul 2011

to just stomp on it after all. Spiders in the house are just plain creepy. But when she went to swat it........

1 Aug 2011

But when she went to swat it, she found it still alive, it jumped right between her boobies and.....

1 Aug 2011

she found it still alive, it jumped right between her boobies and she liked how it looked so much, she got a spider tattoo on her boob!

When CG Saw Maz Laying On The Lounge By The Pool, She Took Some Ice And .....................

1 Aug 2011

When CG saw Maz laying on the lounger by the pool, she took some ice and,,,

Sucked on it for a while, then she creapt up on Maz and

1 Aug 2011

Whispered in her ear "Where's Jacob?".....looking down between her.......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown

1 Aug 2011

Looking down between her stack of librbary books she found the $20 she thought she lost.

I was looking for Jacob, because he still hadn't paid for the damages to...

1 Aug 2011

I (CG) was lookign for Jacob, because he still hadn't paid for the damages to my butt plug that he over used.

I got stopped for speeding by a really hot female officer, but she let me go because........

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

1 Aug 2011

I (LM) got stopped for speeding by a really hot female officer, but she let me go because she noticed the embarrassing wet spot on the front of my pants and all the "happy tissues" on the passenger seat.

For fun, LM and Dude went...

1 Aug 2011

cause they were bi looking for a babe to have fun with.

I was on a bus fingering myself and saw a girl smiling.

1 Aug 2011

I was on a bus fingering myself and saw a girl smiling and I realised it was my reflection in the window

I had spent a while in bed today....

1 Aug 2011

I had spent a while in bed today...was thinking about a Lush reunion and then just found myself in a major head spin thinking about all the friends that would be attending.

I hope Washington will get a budget and funding....