A man in his 90s goes to church to confess.
Priest: "Confess your sins."
Man: "I've been having incredibly wild sex with three hot girls in their early 20s for the last three weeks."
Priest: "Do you regret your sins?"
Man: "I most certainly do not."
Priest: "What kind of Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm not Catholic at all, I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "Hey, I'm 92 years old, I'm telling everybody!!!"
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brilliant
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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That was a good one...
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Thats humorous
