A man goes into the confessional box.
He finds on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I
Must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
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Nice one Chef
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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lol nice
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Ahhhhhhhhhh Great one!
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happen to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening."
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
“I can handle that without a problem" she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "a shampoo, of sorts, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzels sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said," the curlers are on the house."
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
“I can handle that without a problem" she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "a shampoo, of sorts, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzels sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said," the curlers are on the house."
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Those were great Chef.