CONTROLLER : Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two houres ago?
PILOT : Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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TOWER : Lufthansa 893, number one, checkcar on the runway.
PILOT : Roger, weïll check the car on the runway.
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CONTROLLER : Delta Romeo Zulu, confirm you are inbound to Sulz NDB?
PILOT : Affirm, but we donït receive it!
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TOWER: PH-ABC, check you have the gear down?
PILOT: Sir, it has been down since this aircraft was built.
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PILOT: Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please.
GROUND: KLM 242 expect start up in two hours.
PILOT: Please confirm, two hours delay?
GROUND: Affirmative.
PILOT: In that case, cancel the good morning!
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PILOT: Tower, request permission to enter zone XY.
TOWER: Negative!
PILOT: Did you say negative ?
TOWER: Affirmative
PILOT: Understood affirmative.I will call you leaving the zone.
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PILOT : Does the enemy F-16 come from east or west?
TOWER : Yes.
PILOT : Yes,what?
TOWER : Yes,SIR!
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(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing...)
San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able. If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off of Highway 101 back to the airport.
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