Bill and George had drank together for years ,, They had been friends for years.
And soon Bill was getting very drunk ,and he decided to go home,, Then George ask,, where are you going?
Im going home and I'm going to screw my wife to death.
So, George called Bill's wife and told her what was about to happen.
Bill walked in the front door of his home and told his wife what he wanted to do to her.
So she layed on her back ,,, and Bill got on top and got started,,, Then she reached down to the bedside and got a feather and started rubbing it across the back of his neck.
What are you doing that for, Bill shouted!
George called me from the bar ,and told me what you were going to do to me when you got home,,,, So I thought as long as you are going to Fuck me to Death ,,, I would cut your head OFF!
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I still don't get it! Just sounds like a really stupid joke to me!
Just sounds like a really stupid joke to me! 
Matriarch
This one went straight over my head and my brain is wired in all the wrong ways.
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It makes slightly more sense now, had me racking my brain for ages though ...
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The joke only made sense to me as the wife insulting the man, Bill. She is using this analogy: she will just as likely be able to cut his head off with a feather as he, with all of his vast sexual prowess, is likely to be able to fuck her to death.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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I knew if If I waited long enough someone would get it,,,, Thank you WickedShads.
I got the joke, and it was cute until it got explained to death. Better luck next time Shameless.
Oh, and Ali, I understand if you still don't quite get it, however, I have often found that a practical demonstration can help, so.......
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I never said it was a *good* joke. Reminds me of that scene from the movie Billy Madison, in which he tells the story of the puppy, and the moderator states something along the lines of "we are all now dumber from having listened to you."
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde