Dirty Limericks Come and share

There once was a girl from Madras

Who had a beautiful ass

Not rounded and pink

As you may think

But with ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There once was a man from Peru

Who fell asleep in his canoe

While dreaming of Venus

He played with his penis

And woke with a handful of goo.

Limericks are much fun to write,

While lying in bed for the night.

Express that hot need,

By shooting your seed,

And squeal in poetic delight.

Thank you, I grew them myself,

I said, as you looked at my shelf.

My breasts in full blossom,

They are pretty awesome.

My eyes lower, not bad yourself!

There once was a lady whose tits

Sent all the hard lads into fits.

“Here they are,” she would cry,

As the jizz filled the sky,

From those poor horny boys with no wits.

There once was a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.