An old guy is spending the summer at his fishing cottage way up in the mountains. It's a pretty remote spot, so he rarely sees anyone, but one fine afternoon a car pulling a small boat behind it pulls up to the cabin across the lake from the guy, and the car has cans tied to it and "Just Married" has been painted on the back window, and there's ribbons and streamers all over the car. A stunning blonde gets out, still in her pristine wedding dress, and the guy jumps out, embraces her and carries her over the threshold. The old guy laughs to himself. "Don't know why the durned fool brought the boat, he's gonna be just a mite busy to be doing any fishing!"
He gets up the next day bright and early, but he's stunned to see the guy out in his boat alone!
He wolfs down some toast and coffee and gets his own boat out and putts over to say hello to the guy, figuring him to have somehow done something dumb on his wedding night.
"Howdy neighbor!" he calls out. "Surprised to see you out here this morning!"
"Why's that?," says the guy.
"Figured you'd be in there screwing that gorgeous babe."
"Can't. She's got gonorrhea."
"Well, that don't stop a gal from blowing you does it?"
"Can't. She's got pyorrhea."
"Damn, well you could always do her in the ass can't ya?"
"Can't. She's got diarrhea."
"Damn! Gonorrhea, pyorrhea AND diarrhea? What the hell did ya marry her for?"
The guy shrugs his shoulders.
"Hey, the bitch also has worms and I like to fish!"
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