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Disney is Creepy

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

The Supposed Message:

Don't judge a book by its cover!

The Actual Message:

Ugly guys don't get the girl, even if they're devoted and awesome. That's just how it works, sorry.

True.
The Little Mermaid:

The Supposed Message:

True love conquers all!

The Actual Message:

A little compromise with evil is okay, as long as everything works out okay in the end!

How true. LOL
Cinderella

The Supposed Message:

Dreams do come true!

The Actual Message:

If you wait around long enough, the universe will practically hand stuff to you.

"Could you fix my credit score while you're at it?"

No one is denying the fact that Cinderella's life was one big shit stain. But in her state of mind, she actually thought that her dreams would just sort of happen if she sat around being miserable long enough. It never occurred to her that she had the ability to just tell her stepmother to go fuck herself.

Instead she kept scrubbing floors and believing that, if she continued to wish very hard and take absolutely no action, everything would fall into place. And what do you know, the bitch gets a fucking kingdom out of it.

So don't worry, girls. Some kind of "Fairy Godmother" will sweep into your life at any moment, and find you a man to take care of everything. Just keep wishing!

Something I repeat to my clients EVERYDAY!

OMG and don't even get me started on Beauty and the Beast.......ugh!

DISNEY F***ED EVERY WOMAN'S HEAD UP!!!.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Hmm, I think Susan wants to be the one dishing out the evil.
Quote by roccotool
Hmm, I think Susan wants to be the one dishing out the evil.


Only when needed Rocco. LOL
wow Zafia Have some pretty strong feelings there for cartoons.
Not for the cartoons themselves more for the hidden meaning behind them Onion.........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."