A US Marine is on his way to Japan for his overseas deployment.
He gets snowed in at alaska adak air base.
So being a marine he heads out into the snow and finds a local bar off base.
He gets to drinking with some eskimos getting seriously drunk and asks
"So how can I become an eskimo?"
One of the Eskimo's says, "A real eskimo can kill a polar bear with his bare hands
then come home and fuck an eskimo woman all night long."
By now the blizzard is nearly a white out and the marine is completely drunk.
He stands up and says, "Alright I am gonna become an eshkimo."
And he heads out into the blizzard wearing his dress uniform.
Several hours go by and a base mp's come by looking for this marine since he hadn't got to his barracks.
The eskimos tell them the story about what was said, just as they were finishing up.
The door slams open in walks the marine, he is beat to hell, bleeding from multiple wounds.
His uniform is shredded barely still on his body, he walks up to the bar "WHISKEY".
Bartender quickly gets him his shot, he slams it down, turns around and says,
"Ok where is this eskimo bitch I need to kill!!!"
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