You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together..
You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait.
The photographer gives the signal and you and your bride open your hands toward the sky.
Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity...
Wouldn't ya just DIE ?
And you thought the doves were going to shit, didn't you?