“And finally…” she said, “I do thank my new parents-in-law for giving us such a beautiful perky copulator.”
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A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding recepcion was still determined to say a few words of thanks to the guests for all their presents. She stumbled through a short speech and then slowly turned to point to the presents on display, which included a coffee percolator.
“And finally…” she said, “I do thank my new parents-in-law for giving us such a beautiful perky copulator.”
“And finally…” she said, “I do thank my new parents-in-law for giving us such a beautiful perky copulator.”