Dynamic Duo
Batman and Robin were to a party having a good time with Super Friends Superman, Super girl, Spiderman, Batwoman, The Fantastic 4’s plush other Super Heroes. Party is over; time to go home, but Batman is too drunk as hell. He talks to Robin:
Batman: “Oh, Robin, I don’t worth a shit drunken like this. Please, you drive home this time, even though you don’t have a driver’s license.”
To this request, Robin climbs at the wheel in the Batmovile. It’s his first time driving this high powered car, so he’s excited indeed, and engages low gear, then through different rate speed, shifting gear in the shift stick madly, up to high. They finally get to this Bat – cave and Batman asks Robin:
“Robin, please, kiss me now.”
Robin: “What’s the matter, pal? That liquor - beer- is affecting your nerves? You were a nervous Nellie before getting to that party, man!”
Batman: “You don’t play stupid here, Robin as you know this batmovil is equipped with automatic transmission, and gear lever is gone!”
