ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found
her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder.
The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could have sex...He could also fly.'
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Elderly sex!
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Nice one. How about this:
A man walks into the confession box and sits down. The priest asks him why he has come to confessional. The man begins to tell his tale. "I'm 70 years old and last night was my birthday. I hired 3 prostitutes, all in their twenties, for the evening. I spent three hours fucking them senseless and came four times!" The priest is shocked. "I can't believe that a good catholic man of your age would do such a thing."Oh I'm not catholic" said the man, I'm an atheist." "So why are you telling me?" asked the Priest. "I'm 70 years old and I've just fucked three gorgeous young women. I'm telling everybody !"
A man walks into the confession box and sits down. The priest asks him why he has come to confessional. The man begins to tell his tale. "I'm 70 years old and last night was my birthday. I hired 3 prostitutes, all in their twenties, for the evening. I spent three hours fucking them senseless and came four times!" The priest is shocked. "I can't believe that a good catholic man of your age would do such a thing."Oh I'm not catholic" said the man, I'm an atheist." "So why are you telling me?" asked the Priest. "I'm 70 years old and I've just fucked three gorgeous young women. I'm telling everybody !"
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GOOD one