Erotic Cribbage - Some Isolation Fun - Try It!

29 Mar 2020

Partner Erotic Cribbage - by KeepItHot

Instructions:

This could be the longest, but perhaps most fun game of cribbage you will ever play in your life, if done right. It’s like a ramped-up version of strip poker that adds in hot foreplay and sexual acts. It’s a great way to spice up a “roll in the hay” during these long hours at home, during this pandemic spring of 2020. Before the game, all materials for each level should be in place. Also, each partner needs to put their respective electronic toys in place (i.e. - females: vibrating panties or inserted bullet, males: vibrating dildo/vibrating cock ring or penis sleeve) and make sure they are functional. It will spoil the mood if you have too many technical challenges. If you do not have 5 settings on your vibrating toy, just max it out when the penalties call for a higher level. Sexy lingerie under clothing, for women, is also a must. Men … ask your partner what they consider sexy for men. I have no idea there. There are lots of great toys to choose from right here on the Lush site, if you are a little short on kinky electronics. The regular rules of cribbage apply, but there will be a penalty for each lost hand in the game. After each lost hand, the losing partner must act out their respective penalties, in order. Though, of course, the penalties are HARDLY penalties… more like an extended foreplay. There is a male progression of penalties and a female progression of penalties, as you can see below. If you want to add or remove levels to personalize your game, just contact me on Lush, and I can send you an editable Word or Pages file, to make the game your own. You could also play a different card game, or even a board game, with the same concept, and further customize the game for your situation. Have some sexy music playing, as many penalties are administered for the length of one song. Rather than using songs as your timer, however, you could also make each penalty 2 minutes instead. Personally, I would still keep good mood music playing anyway. When vibrator settings are a penalty, turn the vibrators off after each penalty, or the game could be very short! Some good wine and candles are also a must, in my books. A nice fire, if it’s winter, adds as well.

You lose the game in two different ways: If you orgasm during any stage, before the end of the game, you lose. But, what a way to lose!! Or, if the other player reaches the finish of the cribbage game, you also lose. If you run out of levels before reaching the end of the game, just keep repeating Level 11 in different positions of your choice. The prize for winning can be anything fun and meaningful that that works for both of you. My personal favourite is the winner gets an IOU for oral pleasure to orgasm the next day, at a time and location of the winner’s choice, within reason. No obligatory reciprocation. Mmmm. Below are the penalty levels. HAVE FUN! And tell me how it went some day. If you don’t have a cribbage board, use paper ones off the internet, or email me.

Female Levels

1. Partner kisses ears, cheeks, massages neck and breasts, over clothing - one song
2. Take top off, bra on, partner massage - neck, breasts, partner kisses - one song
3. Take bottoms/skirt off, but not panties. Lvl 1 vibrator, partner kisses, massages - one song.
4. Bra off, massage breasts, kisses, Lvl 2 vibrator - one song
5. Read 2 pages of erotica to partner, Lvl 3 vibrator, partner licks and sucks breasts
6. Lvl 4 vibrator, dance one sexy song (lap dance) for partner
7. Read 2 pages of erotica to partner, Lvl 5 vibrator, partner licks and sucks breasts
8. Panties off, whipped cream applied to breasts, pussy, licked off and continue licking clit- one song
9. Partner licks, sucks pussy for one song
10. Fuck riding dildo while sucking partner - one song
11. Fuck partner - female on top - one song

Male Levels

1. Partner kisses ears, cheeks, massages neck and chest, over clothing - one song
2. Take shirt off partner massage - neck, chest, partner kisses - one song
3. Take pants off, not underwear - Lvl 1 vibrator, partner kisses, massages
4. Penis taken out of peephole, underwear stays on, partner lightly massages penis, kisses, Lvl 2 vibrator
5. Read 2 pages of erotica to partner, Lvl 3 vibrator, partner licks and sucks breasts (chest)
6. Lvl 4 vibrator- lap dance one sexy song or do calisthenics - pushups, sit-ups, curls, other
7. Read 2 pages of erotica while dick sucked, Lvl 5 vibrator
8. Underwear off, whipped cream applied, licked off, dick sucked - one song
9. Partner licks, sucks and strokes penis - one song
10. 69 with partner for one song
11. Fuck partner - male on top - one song

Materials Needed

cribbage board or paper copy
cards
lingerie below clothing - women, underwear with a peephole - men + clothing women are attracted to
vibrating panties (best) for women, or inserted vibrating dildo, bullet - the more settings the better
vibrating cock ring or vibrating cock sleeve for men - the more settings the better
good playlist of erotic music - shorter songs are better if using them to time penalties
timer (phone?) if using the 2 min. method
printed erotica that appeals to both partners - at least 8 pages
whipped cream - the spray, NOT the cold stuff from the freezer, for God’s sake!
riding dildo - suction cupped to floor or, ideally, in a raised mount, for easy hands-free pumping