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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7! . Every one seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.'
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

Some days it certainly feels that way.
#6 says it for me.
We sure agree on the same things Chef.....I always carry my bat....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Somedays i KNOW people are scheming to drive me crazy. ha
Did someone say Chocolate?
ummm chocolate
Mmmmm chocolate.....lol


"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
What a clever commercial!! I love when the girl on the bus takes a bite out of his ass! Yummmmmy!

~~Tech

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

I know I liked that part too....LOL!...so funny....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."