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I couldn't believe my luck as she started

saluting the lower French gravy.
I got:

Instead, she spent the night alone,

punching the perpetual gecko.


The last time I had this much fun, I was
holding the butter.
In fifty years, would people of our age still call it

hiding the invisible trombone?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
In fifty years, would people of our age still call it

winding the Buddha?
Algol
You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

flinging the wee milkshake.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
WS has the hiccups. Lay off the holiday cheer buddy.
And I thought I was the only one seeing double
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
parking the husky.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently

locating the sloppy pork pimentos.