A brunette girl goes to see her doctor.
"Doctor, there's something wrong - I hurt all over!"
"What do you mean?" the doctor says.
She points to her arm. "Ouch!"
She points to her knee "Ouch!"
She points to her neck "Ouch!"
"See what I mean?" she says.
The doctor looks at her and rubs his chin for a minute.
"You're not a real brunette are you?" He says.
"No, I'm really a blonde, why?"
The doctor says, "Your finger is broken."
Blind guy walks into a bar, orders pint, and says "Have you heard the joke about the blonde?" The bartender leans over and says, "Watch it, there are a dozen blondes in this bar". "Oh OK then", says the man, "I don't want to have to repeat it twelve times".
Silly! Most blondes I met are SMART!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
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A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."
Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
She was so blonde she got stabbed in a shoot out.
I tease my baby all the time. Not so much anymore since she stopped giving me the steamy ears. Truth is, she's not only the sexiest, sweetest, most loving, and most wonderful woman I have ever met, she's also one of the smartest. And I'm not easily impressed, as my Sheldon signature testifies.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
And yeah, am blonde and have the most fun, always.
