Mary had a little skirt
that was split right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
t'was split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked,
...well, she didn't wear that one very often
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you moron!"
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, that nil
Forgot her pill
And now they have a son.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey, he needed the money.
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Mary had a little lamb,
that sleep with her each night.
The lamb turn out to be a ram,
now Mary has a little lamb.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candle stick
You quess it. poor little dick.
Old mother hubbard,
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
but when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
Good stuff BB
Bat
that sleep with her each night.
The lamb turn out to be a ram,
now Mary has a little lamb.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candle stick
You quess it. poor little dick.
Old mother hubbard,
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
but when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
Good stuff BB
Bat