Silent Bob: So I'm totally weirded out by this, right? And then I just start blasting her. Like... I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling, so I figure the best way is by calling her a slut, right? And tell her she was used. I'm... I'm out for blood. I really wanna hurt this girl. I'm like, "What the fuck is your problem?", right? And she's just all calmly trying to tell me, like, it was that time and it was that place and she doesn't think she should apologize because she doesn't feel that she's done anything wrong. I'm like, "Oh, really?" That's when I look her straight in the eye, I tell her it's over. I walk.
Jay: Fuckin' A!
Silent Bob: No, idiot. It was a mistake. I didn't hate her. I wasn't disgusted with her. I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small, like... like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level, like I'd never be enough for her or something like that, you know what I'm saying? But, what I did not get, she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was... she was looking for me, for the Bob. But, uh, by the time I figure this all out, it was too late, man. She moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away. So, I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... so to speak.
~ Chasing Amy
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hi do u know where the crapper is? i need to lay some timber..... man hole i like that word..... whats ur name JOANNE..... sorry i love HOUSE BUNNY
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A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others............~said by the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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Okay I have a couple 
Gay Perry: Look up the word 'Idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?
Harry: A...picture of me?
Gay Perry: No! The definition for the word 'Idiot'. Which you fucking are!
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"I say who lives, I say who dies"
-Death Sentence
Ethan: "I always thought the grand canyon was man made."
Peter: "Nope, that's not correct."
Ethan: "Are you sure? I have a photo graphic memory and I swore I heard it was man made."
Peter: "I sure, it's not the hoover dam."
Ethan: "I know it's not the hoover dam. That was build by the pilgrims."
Peter:... "That is also incorrect."
-Due Date
Murphy: "I can't believe that just ficking happened!"
Rocco: ".....Is it dead?"
-Boondock Saints
No woman want to a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.
-Sherlock Holmes
[Sherlock on horses] They're dangerous at both ends and... crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?
-Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Seriously, we're just gonna start off with 1% thrust capacity. And three... two... one.................Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.
-Iron Man
I'm done :)
Gay Perry: Look up the word 'Idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?
Harry: A...picture of me?
Gay Perry: No! The definition for the word 'Idiot'. Which you fucking are!
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"I say who lives, I say who dies"
-Death Sentence
Ethan: "I always thought the grand canyon was man made."
Peter: "Nope, that's not correct."
Ethan: "Are you sure? I have a photo graphic memory and I swore I heard it was man made."
Peter: "I sure, it's not the hoover dam."
Ethan: "I know it's not the hoover dam. That was build by the pilgrims."
Peter:... "That is also incorrect."
-Due Date
Murphy: "I can't believe that just ficking happened!"
Rocco: ".....Is it dead?"
-Boondock Saints
No woman want to a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.
-Sherlock Holmes
[Sherlock on horses] They're dangerous at both ends and... crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?
-Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Seriously, we're just gonna start off with 1% thrust capacity. And three... two... one.................Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.
-Iron Man
I'm done :)
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Here are a couple.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist.
Verbal Kent( Kevin Spacey) The Usual Suspects.
And just like that he's gone. (Same character, same movie)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist.
Verbal Kent( Kevin Spacey) The Usual Suspects.
And just like that he's gone. (Same character, same movie)
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Here's lookin at you kid - Casablanca
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Snatch-He’s a useless sh*te that boy. Punish him for me Harold (Brick Top)
Most quotable movie ever!
"Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.
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"Oh no Turkish, I'm sweet enough"
Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
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"You should see the damage, bronze. Huh? metal damage, brain damage. Heheheh. You listen bronze. I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! I'm the Nightrider, baby,"
The original and the best MAD MAX
The original and the best MAD MAX
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Casablanca
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"some things are true whether you believe them or not" City of Angels
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Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!
-Pirates of the Carribean - At World's End
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I'm Ron Burgundy?