As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
This one is going to get you in trouble!
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
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LMAO!!!!! I love this section!
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
. I knew everybody on here would like it too so had to put it up