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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.



Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Ouch! That hurts, and yet has the distinct ring of truth about it. Can anyone say "Anna Nicole Smith"?
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
mercian, she was in love with that old guy
Algol
And she didn't get a dime. Gotta love lawyers.
They just announced her estate won't get any, either.
yea that's what I meant.
Planner against schemer.