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First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

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Heidi was a Goodie hair tie model
Trinket and Arden were married and ran the, "Over The Ocean" dating site for people with fetishes smile
When Heidi was in high school she worked as a waitress. Guys seemed to tip her well!
He knows because he worked there too, I remember because he always volunteered to clean the men's room and he made more money than me smile
Heidi's first job was writing a sex advise column in Mad Magazines
Heidi still writes sex advice for Mad... They just dont open her mailings anymore... smile

Her first real job was delivering newspapers every morning... Seems she has had a fetish for tips her whole life... :)
Ardent's first job? Rumor has it he was a pool boy for a young, attractive, stay-at-home wife who frequently sunbathed topless.
Smoocher was a chimney sweep. Although, very little sweeping got done. They mostly, ran around rooftops singing cockney songs, apparently.

A stripper named, Bell

A sand angel maker smile

Smart-assery wizard

Sandra"s first job was milking at an ant farm smile

My dexterity is second to none.

That is why they made you manger at "Red Hill"farms smile

Heidi was a waitress at her local ice cream shop

Dian's first job was as a taster at the ice cream shop but was let go for to many under the table taste test smile

Heidi was a clothing model but kept splitting the fronts of the shirts, so was unfortunately let go. sad

She gave (adult) rides at the fair smile

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She gave (adult) rides at the fair smile

Lol... you have to be this big to ride this ride.

Heidi worked at a bakery but was fired for misinterpreting "cream-filled"

smile

For her first interveiw at a bar the owner led her to his office to ask her a few Questions and tell her about the place. "This place gets rockin' by the week ends, being an all you can eat bar."he said as he wrote down her S.I.N#.

Then he asked the question that got her first job, "Do you have any experience handling men?" smile

presents my 14 page CV

She took a special course for big poles at the telephone co.

She was quality inspector at a condom factory until one day she didn't get a raise... 9 months later, population spiked 3.2%

Sandra's first job was teaching a private class on how to do a proper breast stroke(her jugs were always full of tips) smile

Heidi's first job was at the marina, unfortunately she beached 18 boats because she couldn't stop stroking. smile

Sandra's first job was a stripper, in the same ship yard. smile

Heidi's first job was at a department store, she always gave service with a smile.