Sandra praticed for her crossing guard job, helping people cross her driveway ![]()
After watching reruns of Baywatch, Heidi decided to become a lifeguard. She quit because reality ....

Sandra's first job was truck driver but the vibrations of the engine kept making her seat too slippery
Sandra's first job was at a greengrocer's, but she was fired because she kept sneaking to the back with a cucumber
Sandra's first job was in a restaurant, but the Coq au Vin was not what she expected
Heidi's first job was in a boutique, but she spent too much time "helping" ladies in the dressing rooms
Sandra's first job was private investigator, but she quit when she found out they don't investigate privates