First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

Sandra praticed for her crossing guard job, helping people cross her driveway

Heidi's first job was at the ice cream shop, but she was giving away too many free licks.

Sandra's first job as was in a chuch, people were happy to see her, men loved to look at her Holy panties,

After watching reruns of Baywatch, Heidi decided to become a lifeguard. She quit because reality ....

Patokl's first job was in the outback, but bush wacking was not as fun as it sounded.

Sandra's first job was truck driver but the vibrations of the engine kept making her seat too slippery

Patokl's first job was at a bakery, but he was fired because he loved glazing the donuts too much.

Sandra's first job was at a greengrocer's, but she was fired because she kept sneaking to the back with a cucumber

Patokl's first job was in food service, until a customer asked for a tossed salad.

Sandra’s first job was in a sporting goods store. She really liked Dick’s

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Sandra’s first job was in a sporting good ms store. She really liked Dick’s

I like dicks, but I don't like dicks. lol

Sandra's first job was in a restaurant, but the Coq au Vin was not what she expected

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Sandra’s first job was in a sporting goods store. She really liked Dick’s

Adam's first job was for a tow company, but he misinterpreted the position of "hooker"

Sandra's first job was in a parts store that payed more hours if she handled nuts too

Heidi's first job was in a boutique, but she spent too much time "helping" ladies in the dressing rooms

Patokkl's first job was in a cookie factory but quit when he heard next day they were cracking nuts

Heidi's career started in the ballet, until she attended an audition for The Nutcracker, with a baseball bat.

Sandra was the head Ball Washer for her College's sports teams

Ass wiper in a nursing home

JAM's first interview was a a winery. He left the interview with a sad look on his face when he found out what a bunghole borer actually was.

Serial killer’s bait to lure in her victims

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Ass wiper in a nursing home

did that but I needed a degree first

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Worked at a driving range chasing balls

Heidi's first job was as a pipe fitter, but grinding on pipe all day, didn't really appeal to her.

Sandra's first job was selling footlongs from a lunch truck, each were coated with her secret sause. Her boss liked his cooked in her oven

Heidi's first job was on a farm, but sexing chicks was not what she anticipated.

Sandra worked on the same farm, I never saw her but heard she was always full of bull

Heidi's first job was as a marketing analyst, but decided she would much rather be a back-end specialist.

Sandra's first job was private investigator, but she quit when she found out they don't investigate privates

Patokl's first interview was in sales at an adult toy store. He left before the interview began, when he found out those "toys" were boats and ATVs.

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Sandra's first job was private investigator, but she quit when she found out they don't investigate privates

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