First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

Sinnin's first job was in education, but it was the ladies that taught him a thing or two.

Heidi's first job was in a bakery, but the devil's food cake wasn't the only decadent thing on the menu.

Sandra first job was in the Pottery Barn, She liked working on the wheel but most of her projects looked phallic

Heidi personally handled all our one on one client satisfaction interviews and for the first time everyone reported they were deeply satisfied afterwards. Well done, Heidi!

Kistin's interest in photography extends back to her first job where she took the pictures of models for panty advertisements. Her technique of posing the ladies, though, resulted in dark spots on the panties.

Lynn's first job was as a flight attendant. It was rather distressing as they ran out of beverages mid-flight. Her solution, though innovative resulted in unemployment, when she perched upon the cart, spread her legs, and called herself a drinking fountain.

Sandra’s first job was a cashier. But she lost it due to continually scanning the wrong packages

It's no secret, really. Adam's first job was, and still is, Director of Testing for The Purple Dildo Research and Manufacturing facility. When asked, he attributed his success to his very hands-on approach.

Lynn’s first job was being a trapper. She specialized in trapping, gathering, and collecting beavers.

The ad man's first job was writng dirty jokes, he is pounding on out right now

Heidi's first job was in a cake shop: she was hired mainly because butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Sinn's first job was as a mannequin in a store window.

Heidi's first job was to create musical notes

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Sinn's first job was as a mannequin in a store window.

Also voted "Best Dressed Mannequin" and "Manliest Mannequin" three times in a row by Mannequin Maniacs Magazine; 2010-2012 😇

Smiley's first job was with, Babes Are Us.

Ah, Ms Heidi. She attempted to combine work and pleasure in her first job and opened a gynecological clinic restricted to 20-somethings. She kept her fingers in that for some time.

Lynn's first job was repairing roofing guns until she was nailed one day.

Heidi was Lynn's coworker... her pointy nails caused the misfire... and for Lynn to get nailed twice in one day... 🤭

He doesn't like to brag, but he spent several successful years being a penis model for the adult toy industry.

Lynn's first job was in a nail salon, she became very good at rubbing as well as polishing them off at work.

Heidi's first job was with Ford. She was quality control officer, "back seat division."

Sandra's first job was in the same building but she worked on bodies and rear ends.

Heidi's first job was on a farm. She was excellent at slinging bullshit.

Sandra's first job was selling a product door to to door that help lengthen and fatten your cucumbers. She would even show how to apply it.

Heidi's first job was with magic lamps. She loved seeing the mystical genies and coaxing them from their lamps. Every day she would rub one out.

Sandra's first job was on a professional curling team, she was a natuarl with stones and yelling, Harder, Harder

Heidi's first job at a printing works was most disappointing, 'cos she'd misheard that they specialised in printing labia.

Sinnin's first job was in construction, but he was always getting screwed, that's why he has worked there for all these years.

Sandra's first job was in demolition, 'cos she was always breaking up somebody's home...

Sinnin's first job was carpenter. He sure loved to nail'em.