First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

Patokl's first job was in a wool shed, on account of his always feeling a little sheepish.

Dance boss for the lap dance room at the local strippers club

JAM kept his first job "well in hand".

Woman’s mud wrestling referee 😜

Playing banjo in Georgia woodlands

Little known, but Adam is THE Adam of the Adam & Eve Adult supply store.

Lynn first job --- weighing watermelons and tasting every slice .😂

SWH's foray into the world of frozen dildos sent a chill through many. Brrrrrrr !

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SWH's foray into the world of frozen dildos sent a chill through many. Brrrrrrr !

🤣😂😂

SWH's first job was a lolli-pop tester, cause she likes to suck it.

Sandra’s first job was at a poultry farm. She specialized in raising cocks.

Adam's first job was as an Elvis impersonator until a groupie gave him a Bunch of Burn'n Love

Heidi's first job was at a carpet warehouse, it was quite some time ago, but I believe her specialty was in shag.... or shagging?

Sandra's first job was archaeologist, but she quit when she found out it was bones, not boners they were digging for.

Patokl stopped going to archeological digs when he found out they were fossils the women were after, not boners.

Worked for a company tuning pipe orangans

Heidi's first job was in autobody. When someone came in with a fender bender, customers loved to ask her to bang it out.

Sandra's first job was being a brain surgeon; trouble was, she discovered some people's brains required a proctologist.

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Sandra's first job was being a brain surgeon; trouble was, she discovered some people's brains required a proctologist.

SNORT! That's the damn truth!

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Sinnin's first job was as an x-ray tech. His mail-order x-ray specs were a scam so he thought he would go right to radiology. He was a little disappointed seeing nothing but bones.

For her first job, Sandra was lucky enough to become a French cop; sadly, the only phrases she could remember on the street were "Circulez, il n'y a rien à voir ici" (move along nothing to see here), Frappe-moi avec ton bâton de rythme" (roughly, Hit me with your rhythm stick), and "Tout d'abord, laissez-moi enlever ma lingerie" (Firstly, let me remove my lingerie).

Sinnin's first job was as a creator of life-like sex dolls. He went bankrupt because he spent more time testing his product than selling it.

Patoki's first job was at a cafeteria. His tendency to sculpt mashed potatoes into female genitalia raised a few eyebrows, but it was his tendency to, um, follow through which got him dismissed.

Lynn's first job was as a salesperson of Merkins. She was very successful with many repeat customers as all sales included personal hand fittings.

Adam firt job was with, Penthouse but was fired for his handling of October

Heidi's first job was with Penthouse too, she would have been the October cover girl, but she couldn't leave the photographer alone

Patokl's first job was at a butcher, but when he was with the assistant female butchers, he often forgot about the meat casing.

Sandra's first job was as a pipe fitter, she layed many a pipe

Heidi used to work on a ranch putting fence posts in. The farmer fired her after finding her v-honey on the top of every one of them.

Just's first job was a repair very well with his tool

Ms Heidi financed her way through college selling nude photos. The interesting thing is they were all purchased by Rob.