First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

Lynnwitt started her career at a chicken farm, but suffered from sensory overload feeling all those fine, plump, but firm breasts.

SFU apprenticed in preparation of becoming a ship's captain, but ended up being a castaway on a lush deserted island.

Lynn's first job was trimming bushes, she was very artistic

Heidi's first job was as a janitor for a strip club. They shut down soon after that, because Heidi would never put out the wet floor signs when she was on shift. The company was overrun by slip and fall law suits.

Sandra's first job was painting man holes but release after the boss's wife found lipstick on his.

Heidi started her professional career as s tennid teacher, but soon discovered that she didn't like balls very much

Patokl was proud of his title at his first job as a roofer, he was the best nailer

Heidi started her career as a waitress, but when she began, they told her the bulk of her wages would be earned through tips. She thought they said nips. (try Hooters next time, Heidi)

Sandra's first job was at Hooters, she was told she needed to wear a G-string under her shorts. Not understanding what that was, she took the g string on her guitar.

Heidi's first job was at hooters too, they fired her because she didn't stop looking for owls

Patokl first job was at Hooters too but his nuts hung out

Heidi had a promising career start as an investigator, but just could not abide the title of "private dick".

Lynn's first job was at a new place called Hooters as a pole dancer, she founnd it hard work to start but always rubbed people the right way later

Heidi auditioned for both Hooter's and Twin Peaks, but decided to open her own place called Boobs of Paradise. Unfortunately, a typo listed it as Birds of Paradise.

Lynn's first job was as a dragon in "How to tame your dragon". Though she was assigned to be Fishlegs Ingerman's dragon, she refused to carry anyone but Astrid Hofferson and was subsequently fired.

gafaws at fired

Patokl was was a business executive. However when he asked his secretary to take dick-tation.... things got a little complicated.

Sandra was a secretary who excelled at receiving dicktation 😍😉

JAM's first job was making PB&J sandwiches but got fired when customers complained about the J he was using with the peanut butter

Dee's first job was making hot cross bums for Mistress

heidi's first job was shucking clams...she had the magic touch finding pearls

DL’s first job was buying PB&J sandwiches for resale in her mom’s diner, problem was she bought and ate all of my PB&JAM sandwiches every time; mom fired her for it

Just's fist job was measureing inch worms

Turban maker and salesman (I suspect he’s a smuggler of some sort) 🤣

Working for farmer that raised bulls, after loading up he spread bull shit near and far

Heidi auditioned for a part in Bizet's "The Pearl Fishers", but was subsequently disappointed to learn that the pearls in question were in oysters.

Lynn’s first job was with a small retailer, Purple Pleasure Please. An adult toy store where all items were in shades of purple.

Adam began his career as a contract buyer, but every customer received not that which was ordered, but, rather, something from Purple Pleasure Please. Thus in itself wasn't a problem, but he insisted on "inspecting" each item personally before delivery.

Lynn's first job was making up company jingles an example was one she thought up for yellow pages in the phone. She came up with it one night in bed, "Let your fingers do the walking"

Heidi's first job was at Benny's Bikini Car Wash, a job she was excited to get: however, much to her disappointment, no cars dressed in bikinis ever arrived to be washed.

Sin answer an ad for his first job that said, "If you like nailing things this is the job for you!" He ran down signed up, next day he was sent his carpenters apron.