First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

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Adam's first job was counting spots on a lady bug, a sientist beleived it was Russian code

Heidi's first job was reading braille, but when she was in the field, she was only interested in reading the dots under women's shirts.

Sandra's first job was delivering Strip-o-grams. To demonstrate her talent she used the boss's pole

Heidi's first job was diving for pearls. However, she came up confused several times and complained to her boss that there were only oysters under the water.

Sandra's fault I apllied, telling me all about them and how shiny they looked when she polished them, (as she licked her fingers)

Heidi apprenticed as a witch, but failed broomstick riding because she kept using the end to pleasure herself.

Lynn had a similar problem when she tried out as a bat-girl

Heidi's first job was at a fishing store, when a woman came in asking for tackle, Heidi took it as an invitation.

Sandra's first job was as a wet nurse at sea world

Heidi's first job was at the North Pole, but was quickly relocated when her talent show dance made the other elves blush.

Sandra's first job was at Snow's blower service.

Heidi's first job was for Shake 'n Bake. She thought it was a brothel.

Lingerie model. Hey, I'm only going by her profile photo

Justus first job was in a woodshop. There was a misunderstanding and he thought pants were optional.

I have to revise my opinion, I now think she's some kind of detective! For the record, wood and belt sanders do not play nicely together. Ouch!

Justus was given a second chance and moved up to wood polishing. He loved to rub one out.

Now I think her first must have been as a comedian, she makes me laugh so much!

Justus' first job was at a fishing store. He would demonstrate how to handle a pole all day long.

Sandra47's first job was Chief Curator at the Gallery of Innuendos.

Oohhhhh the gallery. How posh.

JustUs' first job was at a carpet warehouse. He loooovvedd shagging.

Unknown's first job was selling suits in a department store window

Quality tester for a certain type of factory.

Sarah first job was selling vibrators but bought more than she sold

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Sarah first job was selling vibrators but bought more than she sold

It's called attempting to inflate the price due to scarcity before reselling duh.. Genius investment, not my fault all the batteries died in between.

Sarah was a female body cavity inspector who was thoroughly dedicated to her work.

Lynnwitt was a Winter Olyimpic skater

Heidi had a promising career as a masseuse in an all-female spa but just couldn't keep her fingers out of things.

Lynn worked for a proctogist but was release for doing them at home

Heidi's first job was a hand job but she soon switched careers.

Rob first job was tapping trees without a drill