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First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

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Simar worked for the world's largest nanotechnology company...they're not very good smile
When SM said he was going to write jokes they laughed, they're not laughing now, nor ever did laugh at his jokes
Rosie's first job was as a model for business suits..
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Simar worked for the world's largest nanotechnology company...they're not very good smile


"largest nanotechnology" - that's good !!

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Simar's first job was "ottoman tester" - from his avatar, though, you can tell that he's blown the covering off and stuffing out....
Raising dragonflies
Ann was involved in raising horses on the ranch
simar farmed giant ants, ants are gone but he kept the milking stool
Heidi originally worked for Home Depot in the Ropes, Chains, and Clamps department.
Lynn is the personal caretaker of the Rajasthan Stables......
A picture from his early days shows Simar as a suppository tester. The giant economy size never caught on...

She helped train falcons at the airport
Heidi was a model for the Coppertone advertisements.... until things got out of hand....


Lynn just had a chipped tooth filled smile
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Lynn just had a chipped tooth filled smile

Not quite sure how that's a "first job", but..... !

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Heidi was a Welcome Wagon hostess.... but her welcomes tended to leave people a bit drained.....
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Not quite sure how that's a "first job", but..... !

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Heidi was a Welcome Wagon hostess.... but her welcomes tended to leave people a bit drained.....



I THOUGHT that was her!

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Lynn was hired by a secret organization to throw things at tourists.
Farmer... Born that way..
Caterpillar that became a butterfly.
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Not quite sure how that's a "first job", but..... !

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I screwed up on the thread, I thought it was the say something funny one

Heidi was a Welcome Wagon hostess.... but her welcomes tended to leave people a bit drained.....


Lynn's first job was in a band, she played the conductors skin flute
Lady Ann's first job was as a hat boxer until she started taking the merchandise home with her.

Slow internet today Heidi's first job was being in a Nair commercial

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

slower me smile holly crap on a cracker!!


Tilly's first job was as a harness makers apprentice
Guess jeans model
He was a seamstress apprentice for lingerie making sure not to stick the pins in the girls you know when he was up close and personal

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

professional base ball streaker


hah
Yoga Instructor
Sky diving instructor and she kept the harness.
Professional Fencing Instructor
taking temperatures
Undercover Agent