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First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

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Zamboni driver
Girls scout cookie campaign head
Magic carpet salesman. Unfortunately, they found the mechanism which actually held him up.
Sold bikini tops at a topless beach, until the men voted to kick her out.
heidi sold homemade wine to the winos on skid road
Gingin..was a ginger farmer....
Simar attempted to grow ginger.......but she would have nothing to do with it smile
During the summer months, Lynn was selling cups of boiling hot tea in a desert community
Mirror designer
Verbal started out as a graffiti eraser and sidewalk chalk scrubber for the city of New York.
Simply collecting rent checks for the landlord, later becoming a property manager




A barefoot sidewalk inspector...

Oh wait....looks like the job is still her's....

Job security..

Apologies Lady...for Ms Frasier
He stocked shelves at a hobby store.
She walked dogs for all her neighbors
nikki was the first naked cab driver in new york. made a fortune in tips
Barefoot in the park lawn tester
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He stocked shelves at a hobby store.


And then I bought the store..

The above was a lipstick tester at Macy's
painted numbers on stadium seats and was later prompted to letters
Heidi was a speech writer for Sarah Palin.

Taught her how to speak out of her ass.
However, she got fired because everything came out like shit.
G worked for a political group until they found out he thought he was U. S. citizen and was kicked out onto his white ass that turn red and blue. (I helped him see stars )
Heidi's first job was a tester for fleshlight....mmmmmm
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Heidi's first job was a tester for fleshlight....mmmmmm

Shouldn't that be MODEL for Fleshlight? smile

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Simar's first job was stocking shelves in a sex store. He worked many, many unpaid overtime hours....
Lynn's first job was a dragon wrangler
Juli's first job was a tiger trainer...I don't know why I got such vibes.
Simar was a trainee Fakir but sacked when a lady misheard what he said he was
Rosie polished cars with her butt and washed windows with her boobs, but quit when the company said they wanted to brand her.
Heidi made jean shorts cry (in a good way)
She worked for the circus but was let go for leading all the clowns home. To this day she says it was only to see how many could fit in her bedroom, that's all. (Suresmile
sorry, brain dried up