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First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..
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Fletch was an assistant projectionist at an adult theater. Unfortunately, they kept having problems with the film sticking to itself......
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sold boots from her boot
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E was a trainee proctologist but didn't like having to work her way up from the bottom
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Heidi worked at a fishing tackle shop. She was the Master Baiter.
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Lynn was a fact checker for Candy Hart's lesbian books
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fist job was starting a small spy business but had to claim bankruptcy the first day the sun was hot. It hit the big magnifying glass on the roof and blew up the motor.
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Heidi's first job was when she started her private investigation business. However, the name "Voyeur, Inc" didn't go over very well.
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She ran an auction house that specialized in ex's stuff, It was shut down the police said something about it being illegal to take things while they were out of town 
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Heidi tried to sell things listed in the "things you shouldn't by used" Lush forum.
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Lynn flew into children's rooms collecting teeth from under their pillows, for a home business, making dentures for little people that came to her in dreams. After the men with the nice white jacket for her came she started her next job (as she calls it) room sitting. Next door was this funny little guy playing with a stuffed animal, he called himself G (I could not resist).
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Promotional Model for Captain Morgan's Rum...................cant you just picture her in a sexy pirates outfit with one of those long legs raised, LOL!
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Promotional Model for Captain Morgan's Rum...................cant you just picture her in a sexy pirates outfit with one of those long legs raised, LOL!
Go to one of my friends sites, I look more like the 8th dwarf, Stumpy.
Nikki made her first million at a nude lemonade stand
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G would go to old folks home and read erotic stories all the ladies with loved him. They'd pinch his cheeks and pay his butt all day long. The men kept asking for the little blue pill.
My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔
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My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx
Hanging in the background but around
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While at university, Heidi was a paid hairy scrotum tickler.
It was for one of her prof's research projects - Testicular Sensitivity Training.
She was paid 25 cents per ball.
If you want to know how I clean a penis and balls, ask and I get paid nothing
G first job was tasting used chew gum and writing between 1 and 10 for flavor
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If you want to know how I clean a penis and balls, ask and I get paid nothing
G first job was tasting used chew gum and writing between 1 and 10 for flavor
Oh man, that's weak. You're better than that.
Heidi had another research assistant job at University.
She would assist another marine biology professor with cuttlefish communication.
Heidi would press her ass against the aquarium glass that held a cuttlefish,
lift her leg so her labia were exposed. She would then try to move her lips in
a similar fashion as a cuttlefish waves it's body. Unfortunately, Heidi did not
possess prehensile labia and was fired from this job without pay.
The cuttlefish thought Heidi was mute.
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Oh man, that's weak. You're better than that.
Nope been back and forth all day, good as you get. Is that all you do, look for things to make you horny, No wonder you were band from Sea World
G's first job was testing seams in air rafts by inflating it but was later fired when a spy cam showed him farting in them, their tip off was all the car pine tree hanging in his work area
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G's first job was rewriting Big Bang Theory's poo flinging show
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Yay!! I win 
bow to me , lol
bow to me , lol 
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tank filler
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thumb tack model
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Rosie worked at a nudist beach but was fired for when they seen on a spy cam her on hands approach.