A man and wife were in bed, watching tv. He turns towards his wife and reaches across her body, slowly sliding his hand from her waist, down across her hip and thighs. Then he moves his hand to the other side, repeating the same motions. He moves his hand up stroking the side of her breasts. His wife has not had this kind of a treatment in a very long time and was becoming very aroused. Then he suddenly turns off the tv and rolls over to go to sleep. "Hey, what's going on. Why did you stop?"
"I found the remote."
