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Football or Porn....

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Man watching football game on TV.flicked channels at half time & found a porn film
with a man fucking a woman long & hard. He says to his wife "I don't know whether to watch
this or the game." Wife says " for fucks sake watch this, you already know how to play football."
LOL Good one!
That told him =d>
Ouch!
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