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Paddy comes over from Ireland to visit his cousin in New York, and the cousin decides that a baseball game would be fun, so off they go to Yankee Stadium. The Yankees are up and the first guy pops a line drive into the outfield and the crowd yells "Run, run, run!" as the guy makes it to first before the throw. Paddy just sits there, not quite knowing the game, as the next guy is up. CRACK! He launches a smoker just out of Jeter's grasp and takes off and once again, the crowd yells "Run, run, run!" as the first guy advances and now the Yankees have two men on. The next guy come sup and the first pitch is in the dirt. Second pitch is way low. Third pitch is high. Fourth pitch is outside and the guy calmly drops his bat and begins trotting towards first, but Paddy jumps up and yells "Run, run, run!" and his cousin grabs him and says "NO, he doesn't have to run, he has four balls!" Paddy looks astonished, and then yells out "Walk with PRIDE man, walk with PRIDE!"
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
