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AMC -All Makes Combined or A Major Cost



ARMY-Ain't a Real Marine Yet



ATM-Another Technical Mistake



BEER - Bothersome Employer Elimination



BIBLE- Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth



BING - But It's Not Google



BITCH - Babe In Total Control of Herse



BMW - Bring My Wheelchair



BOOK- Brainy Object Of Knowledge



BOY- Budding-Out Youth



BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer



CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet or Can Hear Every Valve Yell



CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection



CRASH- Car Raced And Slammed Here



CRIME- Chaos Resulting In Murder, Etc.



CRST - Can't Read Simple Text



DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You



DIGBY - Did I Go Broke Yet



DOG- Dutifully on Guard



DOS-Defunct Operating System



DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel



GOZO- God's Own Zone, Obviously



GRITS- Girls Raised In The South



GUITAR- Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm



GULP- Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed



IBM-I Blame Microsoft



LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy or Lots of Vibrant Energy



MAN- Muscle-Activated Notion



MATH- Mind Aching Trouble Homework



MBA-Mediocre But Arrogant



MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight



MCT - Mexican Chicken Trucks



NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks



NURSE- Noted Under Registered Service Employees



ONE- Only Non-divisible Everything



PhD-Piled High and Deep



POLICE- Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion



RUG- Roughly Underfoot Groundsheet



SCULPTURE- Stone, Clay Used Laboriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression



SHAFT - Special Help After Forced Term…



SHIT - Special High Intensity Training



SIGN- Sure Indicator Generally Noticed



SING- Silence Is Now Gone



STAIRS- Steps to Access Inevitably Raised Structures



SWIFT - Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic



WWW-World Wide Wait



- Yields Answers Hot on Order
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
FORD - Found on road dead, Fix or repair Daily, Subliminal Driver returns on foot
PINTO - Put in nickle to operate
DODGE - Dear old dad got excited
MAZDA - Makes a zebra damn appealing
LEGACY - Let em get another car yearly
MARINE - Muscles are required intelligence not essential
USMC - Uncle sam's misguided children
NAVY - Never again volenteer yourself
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
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FORD - Found on road dead, Fix or repair Daily, Subliminal Driver returns on foot


Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
FUBAR = fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

FNG = Fucking New Guy

SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up

SSDD = Same Shit Different Day

KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid

POETS (Friday is POETS Day) = Piss On Everything Tomorrows Saturday

TTTT or the 4 Ts= Take Time To Think
K.O.O.K - Keeper of odd knowledge
GOOD ONE. I've heard a lot of them all my life but there's some new ones I've never heard but I'll use them every now n then.