Saw this and had to share it (not for the meek or mild!):
Roses are red,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over girl,
You're about to get fisted!
Thought people could share ones they had received or heard as we get closer to Valentine's day!!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
i suck at poems,
nice arse.
Valentine's day? Oh, I see, you mean "fuck off, I'm single" day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be single
Than be with you
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
A little bird ,with a yellow bill,
landed upon my window sill.
I drew him near, with crumbs of bread,
and then I smashed his little head!
my ex boyfriend said this to me one time.