A competitive women's track coach named Marcos starts giving the team steroids. They beat all the teams and end up winning the state championship. One day before the big national finals, one of the hurdlers comes into his office.
"Excuse me, Coach," she says. "I have to talk to you about something. I'm getting hair on my chest."
"Oh no!" exclaims Marcos. "Can anyone see it? How much has it grown?"
"Down to my balls, and that's the other problem I have to talk to you about."
