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Girls Night Out

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One of my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I'd be home by midnight. Hours passed and margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. Afraid my hubby would wake I quickly cockooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution. The next morning he asked what time I got in.
I said, "MIDNIGHT!" He seemed fine so I thought I'd gotten away with it.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, said "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed 3 times again, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."



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Algol
hahaha where can i buy that kind of cukoo clock? hahaha good one birdie!!