God's email

30 Nov 2008

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.

So he called one of his angels to go to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased, so he decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the email said?

No?

Okay, just wondering because I didn't get one either

30 Nov 2008

hmmm, missed my email too. LOL

30 Nov 2008

Still checking.....hmmmm that's odd....maybe it went to my spam folder.... L16

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

30 Nov 2008

It said, " Susan, Anita, Tech and a few others are being bad. See if you can help them."

Bat

30 Nov 2008

I got my copy:

"Dear Zafia:

I am writing to let you know what a good girl you have been. Good for you. Please help Anita, Susan, Tech, Pix and Lil'Birdie they need your help.

Don't worry about Chef I have sent her the same email.

Sincerely,

God."

See I am doing God's work..... angel7

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! kekekegay

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

30 Nov 2008

LMAO

you Zafia you, a good girl? Oh that is hysterical!

You really shouldnt lie about what God says, you might get in trouble for that. He might send Anita, Tech, Pix, Bride and myself after you. To teach you a lesson. LOL

30 Nov 2008

Whatever do you mean Susan......

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Lfunny

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Dec 2008

I sure didn't get an email. Wonder why? Thought I was good.

1 Dec 2008

what I mean Zafia is you are not a good girl, and all that angel picture proves is that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing. icon_smile

1 Dec 2008

Ah! Gasp!.....I know not what you speak of........[-o<

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Dec 2008

Yeah keep telling yourself that. Maybe you will be able to convince yourself, but everyone here knows better.RMMOikqcrOHvHX7J

1 Dec 2008

I will pray for you.....[-o<

heh heh

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Zafia
I will pray for you.....[-o<

heh heh

that's right get on your knees and pray for me. Isnt that where all good girls should be, on there knees? LMAO

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Susan
Quote by Zafia
I will pray for you.....[-o<

heh heh

that's right get on your knees and pray for me. Isnt that where all good girls should be, on there knees? LMAO

Play nice you two or he really will get mad

boxing

1 Dec 2008

I am always nice Merry. Besides Zafia started it. LOL

1 Dec 2008

Oh Merry help your friend see the error of her ways...... angel7

heh heh

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Dec 2008

OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her.. evil4

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Lil_Birdie
OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her..

I like that all women should be on their knees. LOL

1 Dec 2008

Quote by fireman
Quote by Lil_Birdie
OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her..

I like that all women should be on their knees. LOL

I should have known.... isjda

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Lil_Birdie
OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her..

Sorry Lil Birdie, I will be sure to send invitations next time.

What do i need to pray for? i mean really Zaf on her knees, what more could a girl ask for? LMAO Lfunny

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Susan
Quote by Lil_Birdie
OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her..

Sorry Lil Birdie, I will be sure to send invitations next time.

What do i need to pray for? i mean really Zaf on her knees, what more could a girl ask for? LMAO

You do have a point...ON YOUR KNEES ANYWAY!! LOL...Don't hurt me....

1 Dec 2008

I guess my e- mail must have been full, no email here.

All this talk about kneeling I rather take it laying down

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Zafia
Oh Merry help your friend see the error of her ways......

heh heh

You need help Zafia?? who would of thought that?? And here I thought you were a bad ass. LOL

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Pam111
I guess my e- mail must have been full, no email here.

All this talk about kneeling I rather take it laying down

It is not customary to pray while lying on your back Pam...LOL

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Susan
Quote by Zafia
Oh Merry help your friend see the error of her ways......

heh heh

You need help Zafia?? who would of thought that?? And here I thought you were a bad ass. LOL

Help?....Just thought Merry would help you find some peace.......[-o<

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Lil_Birdie
Quote by Susan
Quote by Lil_Birdie
OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her..

Sorry Lil Birdie, I will be sure to send invitations next time.

What do i need to pray for? i mean really Zaf on her knees, what more could a girl ask for? LMAO

You do have a point...ON YOUR KNEES ANYWAY!! LOL...Don't hurt me....

You almost sounded convincing until the dont hurt me part Birdie LOL.

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Lil_Birdie
Quote by Pam111
I guess my e- mail must have been full, no email here.

All this talk about kneeling I rather take it laying down

It is not customary to pray while lying on your back Pam...LOL

That explains why I did not get God's Email

I must also add, while laying on my back, I have prayed that it not end too soon

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Susan
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Quote by Susan
Quote by Lil_Birdie
OMG! What did I miss? Zaf is on her knees and I wasn't invited?!?!? Susan! I expect an invitation next time!

Maybe you should be on your knees as well...praying with her..

Sorry Lil Birdie, I will be sure to send invitations next time.

What do i need to pray for? i mean really Zaf on her knees, what more could a girl ask for? LMAO

You do have a point...ON YOUR KNEES ANYWAY!! LOL...Don't hurt me....

You almost sounded convincing until the dont hurt me part Birdie LOL.

Okay, fine....ON YOUR KNEES NOW!!! PRAY THAT I AM KIND TO YOU!!! L16

1 Dec 2008

Too late Lil Birdie all I can hear you say is "dont hurt me" now. LOL

1 Dec 2008

Quote by Pam111
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Quote by Pam111
I guess my e- mail must have been full, no email here.

All this talk about kneeling I rather take it laying down

It is not customary to pray while lying on your back Pam...LOL

That explains why I did not get God's Email

I must also add, while laying on my back, I have prayed that it not end too soon

God is not going to like that, Pam...You better pray for forgiveness. Besides...why pray that is lasts longer when God gave us Viagra? Think. Plan Ahead. Pray on your knees with your hands folded, not on your back with your legs spread...