Going to a lecture at 2 A.M.?

9 Feb 2009

Going To A Lecture

The man was too drunk to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

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The Truth Hurts

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of whiskies, then threw his down in one gulp.

His wife took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she sputtered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you thought I was out enjoying myself every night!"

9 Feb 2009

I like the first one.

I take it you're not getting on very well with your wife at the moment Marco, with all the recent anti-wife jokes? Or are you single?

10 Feb 2009

Oh, Nicola, they're jokes for fun. I've tried to support wives, instead. Of course I was divorced once, but you can tell a joke or story that reflects real facts in a funny way.

11 Feb 2009

"And you thought I was out enjoying myself every night!"