"I have good news and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"What do you want first?"
The patient thought and said, "the bad news."
The doctor said solemnly, "you have three weeks to live."
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the patient, "then what the hell's the good
news?"
The doctor smiled. "See that pretty blond nurse over there with the
long legs and the big tits - In about an hour or so, I will be
fucking her brains out!"
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