A first grade girl handed in the drawing
below for a homework assignment...

After it was graded and the child brought it home,
she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration..
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter
how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
