A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'OK, You have enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said.
'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.
