Grandma's boyfriend
>
> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
> Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked
> up
> and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
> went to heaven?'
>
> Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
> I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
> The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
> ...
> I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
>
> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
> She started
> adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
> Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
> problem.
>
> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and
> there stood Grandma's minister.
> The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
>
> The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
> boyfriend.'
>
> The minister fainted.
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Grandma's Boyfriend.
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Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go!
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"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Thats a good one.