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“Knowledge Is Good.” Motto of the fictional Faber College in the movie Animal House.

"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother".

Norman Bates

“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.” — Clark Griswold

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

I thank god I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

John Waters

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Ronald Reagan.

Boris, please note. 😁

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”

“How could I have been so mistaken to listen to the experts?”

JFK after the Bay Of Pigs fiasco.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Mae West

“It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.”

Bill Clinton