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“Knowledge Is Good.” Motto of the fictional Faber College in the movie Animal House.

"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother".

Norman Bates

“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.” — Clark Griswold

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

A Rush Of Gold surviving the trek west during the Gold Rush required some clever thinking along the way, especially for newlyweds Andrew and Susanna.

I thank god I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

John Waters

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Ronald Reagan.

Boris, please note. 😁

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”

“How could I have been so mistaken to listen to the experts?”

JFK after the Bay Of Pigs fiasco.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Mae West

“It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.”

Bill Clinton