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“Knowledge Is Good.” Motto of the fictional Faber College in the movie Animal House.

"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother".

Norman Bates

“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.” — Clark Griswold

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - College sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.

I thank god I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

John Waters

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Ronald Reagan.

Boris, please note. 😁

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”

“How could I have been so mistaken to listen to the experts?”

JFK after the Bay Of Pigs fiasco.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Mae West

“It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.”

Bill Clinton