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Guts & Balls: A Matter of Definition

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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
The viewing will be 2-4 and 7-9 tomorrow graveside services to follow.
Oh, I don't have the guts to do this.
You better not EVER do that to me Jim!
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You better not EVER do that to me Jim!



You know me better than that honey. Like I ever would do that to you