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WellMadeMale
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A crusty old biker, out on a long summer ride in the country, pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere. He parks his motorbike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive brunette bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the scooter rider.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with a wide smile and purrs..."Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a couple of them cheeseburgers, please."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Guest
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Such a classic.
Guest
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Haven't read it before. I'm at the office and read it out loud to all to hear. One of the girls here got up and went to the ladies room to wash her hands.
LusciousLola
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I had to read it 3 times before I got it!
Maybe I should try getting some sleep at night.
ToxicKisses
Advanced Wordsmith
I'd prefer the chicken, but I don't eat burgers at restaurants.
Dare to get poisoned? Then try kissing me...
WellMadeMale
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Quote by Charlie_Brown
Haven't read it before. I'm at the office and read it out loud to all to hear. One of the girls here got up and went to the ladies room to wash her hands.


Heheh...If I accessed this website from any office where I normally visit, let alone thought of reading anything found herein, aloud...I'd be fired and blackballed within my industry.

I prefer the leniency where you work, Charlie!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
mercianknight
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