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Yes, dropped a piledriver on my hand once. Broke my fingers in five places and did to my ringfinger, what a hammer does to a sausage. But ER surgeon was good with needle and thread and put it together again quite nice.

HYE been caught, as a child, stealing cookies
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No

HYE been caught, as an adult, stealing anything?
No... Never stole anything as an adult...

HYE seen someone steal something and not said anything about it to anyone?
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No... Never stole anything as an adult...

HYE seen someone steal something and not said anything about it to anyone?


Yeah I saw someone shoplift at a corner shop but I didn't say anything. I imagined he'd stab me or something

Have you ever plucked your eyebrows and it's gone badly wrong?
I have had a few close shaves where one or to more plucks and I would have looked totally weird but luckily have stopped before it went terribly awry, I learned my lesson and get someone else to wax the shape in now

Have you ever had the most terrible haircut but didn't complain, just went home and made the best of it until it grew back in again?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
No, but all my daughters did, when they were little and played hairdresser.

Have you ever had an embarrassing clothing malfunction in public?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Yes - went wave planing on crowded beach using a flutter board and had my swimsuit come off

HYE changed out of your swimsuit on the beach (not in a beach cabin)
I have never used a beach cabin

Have you ever had sex on a crowded beach?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Not a crowded on but I have on a beach


Have you ever gone skiing and fell a lot of the ways down the mountain.
I have... Hunter Mountain, NY.... Many, many, many years ago smile

HYE gone snowboarding?
Yes, owned one years ago! A lot of Fun.

HYE made out on a Amusement Ride? If yes share it!
Yes. It was a tunnel ride and I can't share anymore of it here.

HYE tripped in front of someone you were interested in?

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Not that I can recall. (that was funny though, Molly) biggrin

HYE had revenge-sex?
Nope, I'm not a revenge type of person really I wouldn't give them the time or thought if someone hurt or crossed me that much


Have you ever worn your partner's underwear for the day/night?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Nope, but it's tempting. They are much softer than mine.

HYE masturbated at your work desk?
Yes

HYE met someone for the first time and instantly knew you'd be having sex with him/her?
Yes


HVE had sex with the cable guy?
No

HYE been caught watching porn?
No - close a couple of times. Once by the hotel maid before I knew I was an exhibitionist
In answer to your very personal non question - yes I did and it was bright orange by the time I had finished with it


Have you ever fucked in a barn during a storm?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I find it more fun to stay awake Lyf, but the answer is no


Have you ever ridden a uni cycle
Tried, but miserably failed

Have you ever gone rowing or canooing with the intentuin to have sex on the water?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
No

HYE jumped into the snow when you left the sauna
I have, many times, and if it snows on the moor when I go home over Christmas I'll be doing it some more.


Have you ever been water skiing?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
When I was a teen I water skied almost everyday at sunset. The wind was calm and the water like glass. Tied three ski ropes together behind the boat. The boat driver would do a donut and the guy at the end of the rope would be flying, his skis barely touching the water.

HYE been whitewater canoeing/kayaking/rafting?
Nope never, except on the whitewater theme park ride

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HYE jumped into the snow when you left the sauna

Did this though, was great


Have you ever built anything else than a snowman or a fortress with snow? If you did, what did you build?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Yeah I built an igloo once. I was the only person who could fit in it, but it was a flaw I lived with.

Have you ever caused damage with a snowball?