I've had sex near strangers, close enough so they could hear (and close enough so we might get caught), but never directly in front of them.
Have you ever driven over 100 mph?
Very close, but never over 100.
Shaved bare or with a landing strip?
Never shaved completely bare, but close
HYE shaved and not liked the way it turned out?
Yes.... due to razor duller than desired. Ouch.
HYE mistakenly grabbed the wrong person from behind?
She looked just like my gf from behind. Same size, same color and length of hair, same black pants that she liked to wear. It never crossed my mind that she wasn't my gf. But she wasn't and she was pissed.
HYE sat next to someone on a plane, struck up a conversation, felt a mutual attraction, then regretted not getting their number?
Nope, only ever travelled with hubbie and or sons so I've been a good girl and resisted that little pleasure
Have you ever agreed to go on a blind date as a foursome with a friend and their partner and the date has gone so badly that it affected your friendship?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Have done the blind date foursome and have it go badly, but my friend and I were able to laugh about it.
Have you ever used an online dating service?
No thank goodness, touch wood, I've never been in any kind of car accident
Have you ever been trapped on a big wheel, right at the top of it?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Nope....I am a reasonably good cook, so there's no need for me to indulge in this small deception.
HYE been beaten almost to death and totally humiliated while trying to put on a sports bra?
Never!
Have you ever had a sexual encounter in an elevator?
yes, I got myself a smelly finger in a hotel elevator. It was a pre cursor to sex, obviously...
Have you ever stolen a chocolate bar?
When I was like 5... It was a mini snickers... I dont even like snickers!! lol
HYE been caught stealing?
Nope. I stole crackers and cream cheese from a store once when I was hungry and broke. But I paid the guy back a couple weeks later.
Have you ever been on stage in front of an audience?
No, I have never even seen that book. But I like reading and zombies so I would totally give it a shot.
HYE wondered what it would be like to be of the opposite sex for one day?
Yes - occasionally.
I use my Feeldoe to help me and my girlfriend enjoys the difference.
Have you ever used a toy with your partner or let them use one on you?
When I was little my playmate and I used to play with my erector set. (I learned out to erect things).
HYE given a lame excuse to get out of a date? (Like had to wash your hair or go visit your grandmother, etc.)
Once
Have you ever liked someone who is already taken
Yes, certainly had some fantasies about a couple of lovely ladies.
HYE had sex in a bathroom at a restaurant?
Haven't had the pleasure yet, but I'm on my way to Burger King right now.
Have you ever had a pair of panties slipped into your pocket? Or have you ever done that?
No never.
Have you ever woken up your partner in the middle of the night just to have sex?