Once or twice in my life... Size can be deceiving at times...
HYE been frustrated with something being either too big or too small?
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Active Ink Slinger
Yeah to small....
HYE been caught having sex outdoors?
HYE been caught having sex outdoors?
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Yep and after watching for a little while he moved us along lol
Have you ever blamed someone else for something that you had done wrong?
Have you ever blamed someone else for something that you had done wrong?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Troublemaker
Nope, never
Have You Ever taken the blame to save a friend's ass?
Have You Ever taken the blame to save a friend's ass?
Active Ink Slinger
Yes several times!
HYE lost ALL memory of the night before?
HYE lost ALL memory of the night before?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Troublemaker
Several times, fortunately there were witnesses so the stories became legend....
HYE pulled the tail of someone's costume secretly hoping they would sleep with you?
HYE pulled the tail of someone's costume secretly hoping they would sleep with you?
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Nope never, I am strong but not that strong!
Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Active Ink Slinger
I have to hang my head in shame and plead guilty.
I once stole a doll from Woolworths. I was four or five I think and had asked Mum for the doll previously. On this occasion I picked the doll up and though my Mum had told me to put it back I kept wandering round the shop with it clutched in my felonious fist. She didn't notice I'd still got the doll until we were back in the car. It was confiscated, though as far as I'm aware she never went back to pay for it and neither did I.
Have you ever eaten crocodile?
I once stole a doll from Woolworths. I was four or five I think and had asked Mum for the doll previously. On this occasion I picked the doll up and though my Mum had told me to put it back I kept wandering round the shop with it clutched in my felonious fist. She didn't notice I'd still got the doll until we were back in the car. It was confiscated, though as far as I'm aware she never went back to pay for it and neither did I.
Have you ever eaten crocodile?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Nope and I cant see myself eating it in the future either, just couldn't bring myself to
Have you ever spent a night in the police cells? (long overdue for you and your mum Ekko me thinks)
Have you ever spent a night in the police cells? (long overdue for you and your mum Ekko me thinks)
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Active Ink Slinger
No.
HYE thought you knew someone well enough, only to realize they had been lying to you all this while?
HYE thought you knew someone well enough, only to realize they had been lying to you all this while?
Active Ink Slinger
lol no.
HYE had someone (ridiculously) think all your forum posts are about them? (I'm flabbergasted!)
HYE had someone (ridiculously) think all your forum posts are about them? (I'm flabbergasted!)
Prolific Writer
No...
Have you ever eaten ice cream with 5 different flavors all at once?
Xo
Have you ever eaten ice cream with 5 different flavors all at once?
Xo
Troublemaker
Yes but I just can't get rid of me!
HYE stuck with someone because you saw a spark of change only to be disappointed?
EDIT: Ardent beat me to it but strangely the answer still fits...
HYE stuck with someone because you saw a spark of change only to be disappointed?
EDIT: Ardent beat me to it but strangely the answer still fits...
Active Ink Slinger
Yes. sort of. its complicated. lol.
HYE wanted to share your observations with a good friend, but held back knowing they would not be able to accept it?
HYE wanted to share your observations with a good friend, but held back knowing they would not be able to accept it?
Active Ink Slinger
Yes and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't accept it
Hye picked up a stranger to share with your wife m or f
Hye picked up a stranger to share with your wife m or f
Active Ink Slinger
Yea, I'd say so....and I think it happens on lush more often than it would in real life.
btw - Ardent - this ain't the "guilty or innocent" thread.
HYE said something with a positive intent, only to be misconstrued?
btw - Ardent - this ain't the "guilty or innocent" thread.
HYE said something with a positive intent, only to be misconstrued?
Unfuckwithable
yes. happens a lot online or when texting. when it is the only form of communication. There is no intonation or visual inut to hint at the humour or sarcasm etc...
HYE turned up to a party on the wrong day?
HYE turned up to a party on the wrong day?
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Active Ink Slinger
Nope. thank goodness! lol.HYE worked non-stop for more than 24 hours to meet a deadline?
Active Ink Slinger
Yes
HYE not given a fuck about a deadline and gone to bed.
HYE not given a fuck about a deadline and gone to bed.
Active Ink Slinger
It was an accident - Yes...
HYE sunbathed partially or totally naked?
HYE sunbathed partially or totally naked?
Active Ink Slinger
well, if one sunbathes in a bikini, is that considered "partially naked" ?
HYE felt an instant connection with someone you just met?
HYE felt an instant connection with someone you just met?
Active Ink Slinger
Yes
HYE been blindfolded during sex?
HYE been blindfolded during sex?